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$20.000 0n a a single roll of the dice.She says,”I hope you don’t mind,but I feel much luckier when I’m completely naked”.With that she strips from neck down,rolls the dice and yells,”Come pon,baby,mama needs new clothes!”As the dice come to a stop,she jumps up and down and squeals…”Yes!Yes!Iwon! I won!”She hugs each of the dealers,then picks up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departs.The dealers stare at each other,dumbfounded.Finnally,1 of them asks,”What did she roll?”The other answers,”I don’t knoiw-I thought you were watching”.
Moral of the story:Not all blondes are dumb,but all men are men.!!!!
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A MAN AND HIS WIFE ARE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM
WHEN HE SAYS TO HER:”Just so you know,I never want to live in a vegetative state,dependent on some machice and fluids from a bottle.If that ever happens,pull the plug.”
His wife nods understandingly,then promptly gets up,unplugs the TV and throws out all his beer.
There me Duckies pls enjoy and yyyyou nasties bypass.!!!

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A very attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and >>squealed… “YES!YES! I WON, I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I don’t know - I thought you were watching.”
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

I was at my local casino on Saturday. After going to a Red Wings game. While there I was playing some craps. At the one table I was at just as it was my turn to throw. I had engaged in a “frendly” confrontation between another player at the table over how that Wings game ended. Later on in my turn throwing the guy in the suit sitting down in the middle ddecided to make a remark about the confrontation or the wings game (I dont really remember what was said) but he said it right through my release. (Much like your buddy sneezing on your downswing playing a round of golf)
I thought it was disrespectful and voiced my displeasure given I 7′ed out on the roll. I called it a night after that but he was trying to get me to play a suckers bet (pushing “all in” on the field bet) when I announced I was leaving. I wanted to complain to someone but didn’t know who so I left it at that.

We plan to hold several casino themed charity fund raising events and I know that we will need to ask people, merchants, and organizations to sponsor the tables (blackjack, craps, roulette) and also to donate prizes for the winners.
Does anyone have any sample letters that have been successful? Any links to such sample letters or methods of acquiring sponsors?
Thanks in advance.

I’ve seen this in movies before such as in the recent hit film “21″ where these supposedly security guards or agents drag casino players into like a backroom if they suspect the player of cheating somehow and beat the crap out of the person. How come they’re allowed to do that without getting arrested or anything?

hi,
im thinking of starting my own business im very interested in poker, blackjack roulette craps etc starting very small
and i was just wondering what are the uk laws like for home casino’s?
thanks.

large sums of money and place large bets. Has anyone else noticed this or have found it to commonly be true? For instance, if someone comes to the table with $5000 and continues to bet $500 (the house limit in this example) on the hard eight until it hits, do you think the pit bosses would frown on this or just watch that person closer than the other players?

I was at a casino that had 4 additional numbers on the Place line. I had never seen that before. Normally the numbers on the Place line is 4,5,6,8,9,10. This craps table also had 2,3,11,12. The table was so busy i couldnt get in to talk to the pit to see if there is any advantage to that.
So i guess my question is, is there any advantage to playing at a table that has the 2,3,11,12 on the Place line?