Posts Tagged ‘Are’

What Are The Table Limits In A Casino On A Cruiseship?

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Planning on going on a cruise and would like to know the table limit at the craps & blackjack tables.

Two Bored Casino Dealers Are Waiting At The Craps Table…?

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

A very attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and >>squealed… “YES!YES! I WON, I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I don’t know - I thought you were watching.”
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

Are Owners Of A Casino Allowed To Beat People Up?

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

I’ve seen this in movies before such as in the recent hit film “21″ where these supposedly security guards or agents drag casino players into like a backroom if they suspect the player of cheating somehow and beat the crap out of the person. How come they’re allowed to do that without getting arrested or anything?

What Are The Laws For A Home Casino?

Friday, June 19th, 2009

hi,
im thinking of starting my own business im very interested in poker, blackjack roulette craps etc starting very small
and i was just wondering what are the uk laws like for home casino’s?
thanks.

Are There Any Street Craps Guide Books. Not The Casino, But Street?

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

always bet against the shooter. you have a huge advantage ….in a casino if the shooter rolls a 12 on the come out roll it is a tie…………in street craps 12 is a win. about a 3% advantage