Posts Tagged ‘Casino’

Two Bored Casino Dealers Are Waiting At The Craps Table…?

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

A very attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and >>squealed… “YES!YES! I WON, I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I don’t know - I thought you were watching.”
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

Do Casino Dealers Have The Right To Heckle Players, What Can I Do About It If I Am?

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

I was at my local casino on Saturday. After going to a Red Wings game. While there I was playing some craps. At the one table I was at just as it was my turn to throw. I had engaged in a “frendly” confrontation between another player at the table over how that Wings game ended. Later on in my turn throwing the guy in the suit sitting down in the middle ddecided to make a remark about the confrontation or the wings game (I dont really remember what was said) but he said it right through my release. (Much like your buddy sneezing on your downswing playing a round of golf)
I thought it was disrespectful and voiced my displeasure given I 7′ed out on the roll. I called it a night after that but he was trying to get me to play a suckers bet (pushing “all in” on the field bet) when I announced I was leaving. I wanted to complain to someone but didn’t know who so I left it at that.

Are Owners Of A Casino Allowed To Beat People Up?

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

I’ve seen this in movies before such as in the recent hit film “21″ where these supposedly security guards or agents drag casino players into like a backroom if they suspect the player of cheating somehow and beat the crap out of the person. How come they’re allowed to do that without getting arrested or anything?

What Online Casino Lets You Withdraw Your 100% Deposit Before Using Their 100% Match Casino Bonus?

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Also at this casino I would like to play slots, roulette, video poker, blackjack and craps
If you would rate the casino, that would be fine too!

What Is The Best Casino (with A Hotel) In Southern California? Need One With Craps!?

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

First, there are no ‘real’ crap games in California, as it’s illegal.
However, if you want a California style craps game (uses cards) at a decent casino with a hotel, try Barona in San Diego. It’s friendly and the hotel is decent.